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	<title>Halfway Between The Gutter &#038; The Stars</title>
	<link>http://gutterandstars.net</link>
	<description>Random Ramblings &#038; Humour from North London to the World</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gary Glitter Jokes</title>
		<link>http://gutterandstars.net/2008/08/27/gary-glitter-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les Savine</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who…
… apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

What’s the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?

Acne waits till you’re 13 before it comes 

Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16’s.

What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News - Gary Glitter Re-Arrested</title>
		<link>http://gutterandstars.net/2008/08/27/breaking-news-gary-glitter-re-arrested/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 13:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les Savine</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Breaking]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Class A]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Class B]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Gary Glitter was re-arrested this  morning for multiple offences.  During a Police raid on his house they found Class A in the living room, Class B in the kitchen and Class 5C in the bedroom.....]]></description>
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		<title>Renting vs Buying.</title>
		<link>http://gutterandstars.net/2008/08/22/renting-vs-buying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les Savine</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Divorce]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Heather Mills]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[humour]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Paul McCartney]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Purchasing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Renting]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
 
 After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. 
This is Heather



On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Colin the Aborigine</title>
		<link>http://gutterandstars.net/2008/08/22/colin-the-aborigine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les Savine</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[australian]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Darwin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missing Period</title>
		<link>http://gutterandstars.net/2008/08/22/missing-period/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Les Savine</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[assignment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[class]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Daddy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dot]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fainted]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[heart attack]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[homework]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[kindergarten]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Mommy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[neighbour]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[period]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shot]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sister]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[White]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot [...]]]></description>
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