Three Hymns
A gay guy goes into a church. He’s got three $100 bill’s in his wallet. He pulls out one of the $100 bill’s and puts it in the offering. The man who’s collecting the offering runs up to the father and say’s, “Father, someone was generous enough to give us this $100 bill” The father says, “Would the man or woman who gave us this $100 bill please stand up!” So the gay guy stands up. The father say’s, “Son, since you have been so generous, we are going to give you three hymns.” “OK”, says the gay man..”I’ll take him, him, and him.”
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