Halfway Between the Gutter & the Stars

An Englishman on a business trip to Japan is having an affair with a local woman. While engaged in the act of love-making she suddenly screams out, “Nakasoui!” The Englishman is clueless as to what she is saying but assumes it must translate as ‘Great.’

The very next day the Englishman heads out golfing with a group of Japanese men. On the first hole — a par three — one of the Japanese men scores a hole in one. The Englishman shouts, “Nakasoui!” in celebration.

The men all stop congratulating the golfer and look at the Englishman in shock. Finally one of them asks, “What do you mean ‘wrong hole?’”