Outside The Circle
One day, a blonde was driving on the freeway and while trying to turn into the shopping center, she ditzily ran into the back of a Mack truck. The truck’s driver, who had serious anger management issues, made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
Furious, he glared murderously at her. He said nothing. She said nothing. Then, remembering his 10 Steps To Cope With Bad Situations, he took out a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement, indicating that she was to stand in the middle and not dare to leave it.
Then the brute went over to her car and indulged his road rage, slashing her tires. He glared back at the blonde only to see her standing in the circle but badly trying to stifle a giggle.
Furious beyond belief, he went back to his truck, took out a crowbar and proceeded to smash her windshield. This time the blonde started guffawing.
Livid and completely unable to cope, the maniacal truck driver smashed all of her windows and then, reaching danger point, started pummeling her car with his bare hands. The blonde was, by then, laughing uncontrollably, and, in total frustration, the truck driver screamed at her:
“Lady, what is so f***in’ funny!”
The blonde, realising that she wasn’t helping the situation, tried to keep a serious face but kept giggling while saying:
“Every time you turn around, I put my toe outside the circle!”
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