Halfway Between the Gutter & the Stars

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood.
They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says: ‘OK! I’ll invest $100,000.’

Cohen says that he’ll put in $200,000.

Ginsburg says: ‘All right, I’ll put in $1000.’

Cohen says, ‘If I’m putting in $200,000, I’ll be the President and CEO
of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice
President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1000, you will be our
Sexual Adviser.’

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, ‘ What is a Sexual Adviser?’

Cohen replies, ‘When we want your fu***ng advice, we’ll ask for it!’