Halfway Between the Gutter & the Stars

Here we go again…..

I come home from work and make a comment about something my wife says, she retorts and it turns into a row, We are now not talking. The cause of this situation…..CURTAINS!!!! My wife bought some nets for our new windows and they were a wee bit tight, she then proceeded to take them down saying she didn’t like them. I made the mistake of telling her to leave them up until we could get something else and POOF, World War Three. Now we have the situation where anything that is said is leading to barbed comments. WHY OH WHY can’t I just come home, eat my tea and relax, why do I get tested like this……

…..Answers on the back of a £10 note to the usual address.