Halfway Between the Gutter & the Stars

Gary Glitter was re-arrested this  morning for multiple offences.  During a Police raid on his house they found Class A in the living room, Class B in the kitchen and Class 5C in the bedroom…..

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
 
 After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. 
This is Heather

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an […]

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and […]

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot […]

Yes I know it’s August but these kind of tickled me…..

 1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

3. Dementia - I Think I’ll be Home For Christmas.

4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me.

5. Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House […]

A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to this beautiful girl and starts looking at his watch. The girl notices this, and asks him if his date is late. “No,” he replies. “I’ve just got this new state of the art watch, and I was just about to test it.”

“What does it do?” […]

These two little boys were playing by a stream when they saw a lady bathing naked. So they’re just watching her when all of a sudden one of the boys takes off running. The other boy takes off after him. When he catches up to the first boy he asks him, “Why did you take […]

A pregnant brunette, redhead, and blonde were all in the waiting room of maternity unit, discussing whether they thought they were going to have a boy or girl.
“I know I’m having a boy because my husband was on top of me when we conceived our child,” says the brunette.
The redhead says,”I know we’re having a […]

Following on from the last post. This is what happens to women who didn’t